CRAIG T. NELSON’S MUSTACHE
by Christopher Cantwell
Craig T. Nelson has a great mustache in this. Did you realize it’s fake? Look closely! Now, when I say fake, I’m not presuming to say that the mustache is entirely fake—that is to say, synthetic hair and a cheap epoxy—this thing…
This is my favorite BrightWallDarkRoom article yet,
The best way I can describe the movie is that it is a droopy-eyed eight-foot-tall schizophrenic man screaming with a pitch-shifted voice as it lumbers toward you reeking of cheap gin. That’s not supposed to be a description of Peckinpah. It’s supposed to be a description of the shadow of the indiscriminate monster Peckinpah (et al) left on the wall in making this movie.
